What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.