What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

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What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

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How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse?

She's the one with dirty knees.

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."