What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things