How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

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How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

Which way do insane people take when they go through the forest?

A: The psycho path.

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What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.