He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)
2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)
They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
They both look good hanging from a tree
I need two hands to remove training wheels.
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
Their balls are just for decoration
Sparky.
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus
And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!
Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.
