He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.
Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb
He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.
She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.
A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
As mushroom as possible
One egg is un oeuf.
I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."
She didn't have the balls
They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"
And the dude goes "Oh God! Not again! Who am I "
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
