He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.
Both of them.
Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.
When you look at crime statistics.
Don't look at me I'm changing!
A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.
It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
A: They don't have balls to scratch.
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.
Procrasturbation.
Serifs up, dude!"
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"