What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer Natural Light

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What was the lonely chemist looking for?

AgF

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.