What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I've got this neat candle holder...

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

Why you need that?

You already have a wheelchair.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks !" Doctor: "Nine."

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.