Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.