Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

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One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

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Move the trees closer together.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

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What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

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Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)