Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

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What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

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Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

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Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

For public transportation.

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

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What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

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Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)