Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

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What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

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Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

For public transportation.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

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How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

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Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)