Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

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Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

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Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

For public transportation.

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Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

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Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)