Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

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What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

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How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.