Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

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Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

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What does a Mexican magician use?

A magic Juan

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

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What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

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Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

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What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

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Why did a Mexican man throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

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Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes