Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

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What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

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Morgue Attendant

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What brand toothbrush do Mexicans use?

Oral-

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

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Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

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I know how to turn a PC on.

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Steaks.

Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

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Get off me, homes"

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Juan on Juan.

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How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos