Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What Pablo Escobar And Other Narcos Fear Most?

LEGALIZATION

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

Mexican Man Jokes More Mexican Man Jokes

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"

Do Jokes More Do Jokes

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes