Mexican Man Jokes

Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

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Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?

tequila

What do you call two Mexican men playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

Why did a Mexican man throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out the window?

Tequila*

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"