What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

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Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.

What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

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What do japanese men do when they have erections?

Vote

What do Japanese men do when they have an erection?

They vote.

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What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures?

Frodo-genic