What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

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What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

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How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from?

PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder

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What do Japanese men do when they have an erection?

They vote.

What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

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What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures?

Frodo-genic

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.