What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

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Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

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What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

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Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

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Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures?

Frodo-genic