What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

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What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

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Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

What do japanese men do when they have erections?

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What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.