What do you call a Spartan king with a disease?

Leonitis

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How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

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What do you call a Spartan king with a disease?

Leonitis

What disease do Spartans get the most?

Leon-itis.