What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

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Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

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What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?

A mouse sandwich !

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

What does all Audi owners have in common?

A golden d

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How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.