What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

Audi Jokes More Audi Jokes

What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.