What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

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Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

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What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

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What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

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What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside