What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

Audi Jokes More Audi Jokes

What does all Audi owners have in common?

A golden d

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.