What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

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Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

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What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

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What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

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What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.