What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

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What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

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What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

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What does a German say at a Dude Ranch?

AUDI.

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

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What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.