What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

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How many lovers do the religious have?

Nun!

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

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Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

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What do you call a lost nun?

A Roman Catholic

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.