What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

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How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

Roman Catholic Jokes More Roman Catholic Jokes

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.