What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.

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He went back to square one....

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Have I got an ax to grind with you.

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Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop ... Whopper Gangnam Style.

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What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ?

Back up a few inches

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.