3rd Jokes

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

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Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

What do they call traffic laws in 3rd world countries?

Guidelines

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

2nd Jokes More 2nd Jokes

What do you call a 2nd grader with no friends?

A Sandyhook survivor...................im so sorry.

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

Floss Jokes More Floss Jokes

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

2nd Base Jokes More 2nd Base Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"