3rd Jokes

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

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Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

What do they call traffic laws in 3rd world countries?

Guidelines

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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U. Jokes More U. Jokes

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3rd Wave Feminist Jokes More 3rd Wave Feminist Jokes

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

2nd Base Jokes More 2nd Base Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who's there ! Cugat ! Cugat who ?

Cugat to love my jokes !

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

How would you best describe him?

Me: He looks like a miniature cat

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).