What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

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What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming