What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

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What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.