Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

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Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

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What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

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Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

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Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!