Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

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Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

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Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!