Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

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What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

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What's Gabe Newell's favourite game?

Angry Nerds

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

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Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!