Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

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What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What's Gabe Newell's favourite game?

Angry Nerds

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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!