Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

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How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!