Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

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Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

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How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

What do they call traffic laws in 3rd world countries?

Guidelines

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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base