What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?

They gave him his money back.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Who ate all the crackers?

racist cannibal.

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

Cement Jokes More Cement Jokes

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !