What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

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What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.

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How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

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What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

Cement Jokes More Cement Jokes

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !