Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

How can you drive so recklessly?

Driver: I have to this is a getaway car.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.