Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

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Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate