Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ?

Czech before you open the door !