Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

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Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ?

Czech before you open the door !

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.