Skoda Jokes

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

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Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

Paul Walker Jokes More Paul Walker Jokes

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

fish are cool

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.