Skoda Jokes

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

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What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists?

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What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.

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What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

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What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ?

Czech before you open the door !

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What do Paul Walker and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall

What do Paul Walker and Nelson Mandela have in Common?

Theyre both dead and black.