Skoda Jokes

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

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Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience?

About 3 replies in the top comment thread.

What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur?

Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.

Porsche Jokes More Porsche Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

Paul Walker Jokes More Paul Walker Jokes

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

What has more brains then Paul Walker?

The steering wheel...