Skoda Jokes

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

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What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?

A: Bigfoot has been sighted.

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

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Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

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What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.