Skoda Jokes

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

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Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

Paul Walker Jokes More Paul Walker Jokes

What shampoo did Paul Walker use?

Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Porsche Jokes More Porsche Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.