Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

good karma.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

Why do hurricanes travel so fast?

Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.