Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.
You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.
Willing suspension of disbelief.
Central Fajiting.
His tricycle will be parked outside.
Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor
What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."
A Reputable.