Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.
They know how to work under the hood!
A car in first-crash condition.
Throw the guy out of the house.
Manors.
A premature evacuation.
Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
The parents move the furniture.
Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture