Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

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Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

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What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

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What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

A: I have my eye on you.

What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

The multiplication table.