Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

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How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

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What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins

How do hurricanes see?

With one eye

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

The multiplication table.

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture