What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

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Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

Why did no one trust the dermatologist?

He kept making rash decisions.

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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.