What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

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What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.