What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

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Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

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How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture