Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman?

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you get thrown out of a concentration camp?

Bad for moral Cutting in line Organizing hunger strikes

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

Martial Art Jokes More Martial Art Jokes

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Bad Guy Jokes More Bad Guy Jokes

Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time?

Why can't they just be the Illuminice?

What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James