Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

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What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

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What is commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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What does a redneck say for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"

What are the famous last words of a redneck?

Hey ya'll, watch this!"

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Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

What's the speed limit in this hick town?

Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us.