Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

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What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

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What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

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What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

Watch this!

What is the only word that a redneck will capitalise?

Punishment.

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How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.