Stranger Jokes

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

What's the speed limit in this hick town?

Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us.

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Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?

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What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"

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What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

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Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

What do gamers make for New Years?

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What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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