You poke 'em on.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Don't worry they'll tell you.
Don't Break the Ice
Because it's all relative.
He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."
and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"
Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.
Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us.
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.
El Taco Lips.
You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
Hey we have a toot in common.
Toot Uncommon.
He ran out of little boys
Maine
She goes to the bathroom.
Dill or No Dill
A PRIVATE TUTOR
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
At the Groomers!
Finding a baby in two trashcans.
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
Parkincense.
