You poke 'em on.
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Don't worry they'll tell you.
Don't Break the Ice
Because it's all relative.
He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."
and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"
Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.
Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us.
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
It turns out, it's not very hard at all
A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
Mowed 'em.
Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!
Having legs.....
With Twitter you only get 140 characters.
Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )
Lawrence Elk
Because someone's always on the deck!
A Pimp
If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.
A start.
Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
He used a Luigi Board.
Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.
