What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

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Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

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Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

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What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press