What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

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What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?

A bullet.

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What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.