What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

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What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

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What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

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Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.