What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

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Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

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How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

What do you call a french organized crime detective?

J'accuza