What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

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Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

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Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.