What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

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What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

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What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

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Why do the French like Easter?

Because it's such a bonne ide.

What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"