Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

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Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

Why did Robert Oppenheimer's wife go to the beach naked?

There was no bikini atoll

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What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

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How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake?

The pancakes was flattered.

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Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego