What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

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What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.

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What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.