What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

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What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river