What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

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What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

Ukrainian Jokes More Ukrainian Jokes

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

Crimea River Jokes More Crimea River Jokes

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River