What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

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What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

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Whats Putins favourite food?

Ukrainian take away.

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

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What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River