What's it like to go down on an ewok?

It's alright, they're just a little chewy.

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What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

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What's it like to go down on an ewok?

It's alright, they're just a little chewy.

What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.