What's it like to go down on an ewok?

It's alright, they're just a little chewy.

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Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

What's it like to go down on an ewok?

It's alright, they're just a little chewy.

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How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.