What's it like to go down on an ewok?

It's alright, they're just a little chewy.

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What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

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What's it like to go down on an ewok?

It's alright, they're just a little chewy.

What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

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How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.