Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?

A boa constructor !

What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Which dances do the burgers do best?

The burger-loo and the char char!

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"