Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

Where can you dance in California?

A. San Fran-disco