Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do I have now?

Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!"

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

Why do Native Americans make the best strippers?

Their dancing can make it rain.