Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

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What will reddit never know?

Victoria's Secret...

How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.