Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

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What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do Limas Sweed and Bruce Jenner have in common?

Neither can keep track of their balls

Why are police officers bad at Billiards?

They hit eight ball first because it was black.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance