Why do Native Americans make the best strippers?

Their dancing can make it rain.

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Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers?

Because when they dance, they make it rain.

What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

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What do you call dangerous precipitation?

A rain of terror

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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Why do Native Americans make good strippers?

No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance.

Why are native americans the best strippers?

Because when they dance they make it rain.