Because when they dance they make it rain.
It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.
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Because they have rain over every country in the world.
Because americans don't play it.
Because it reminds them of home.
There wasn't a punch line.
Not many of them know how to dance.
No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance.
