What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

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Why is Ronaldo so good at football?

Oil of Ole Ole Ole

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

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What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.