What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

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When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

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Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

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Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.