What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

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Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

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A high coo(/spoiler)

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What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.