What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

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Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

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Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

Why do men like football?

Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.

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Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.