What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

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What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

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What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

Why do men like football?

Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.

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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha