A: I get a kick out of you.
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
Kick him in the nuts.
They where playing for the cup !
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.
Because they're always dribbling!