How do I know you're not John Cena?

I can see you

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How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

the underlay! underlay!

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What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.