What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

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What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

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How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

What does a math teacher say when they leave?

calc-U-LATER

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What do you call a man from Portugal?

A Portugoose. Because you cant have one gees.

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!