What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

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What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

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What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

What do you call a man from Portugal?

A Portugoose. Because you cant have one gees.