What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

What does a math teacher say when they leave?

calc-U-LATER

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What do you call a man from Portugal?

A Portugoose. Because you cant have one gees.

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!