Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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Why black people are so good with basketball?

They can shoot and steal without being arrested.

What does an elite hacker get after being arrested?

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Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

Why are Saudi Arabians so clueless?

They're all living under Iraq

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What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

What do you call a divorced FBI agent?

Fed-Ex