Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

Fbi Jokes More Fbi Jokes

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked