Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball