Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people without converse shoes dangerous?

Because they own none chucks.

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What will they name their child?

Donald Dump

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

Why don't old people like tennis?

There's too much racket

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...