Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.

How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

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What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.