Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What do old people smell like?

Depends

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.