Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Why are you so ugly?

Boy: I'm you from the future.