What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

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What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.