What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

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How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

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What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

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How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.