What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

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What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ?

A Freudian Sleep.

How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them?

They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

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What do you call a black rapper with no future?

Future

Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.