What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

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What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

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Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

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What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.