What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Why did Waldo go to therapy?

to find himself.

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

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Where did the crab work inside her new job at the pizza factory?

At the crust station.

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

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Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

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What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)