What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

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Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

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How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

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What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.