What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

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What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

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What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

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What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.