What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

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What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.