What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

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Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.