What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

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What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

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What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

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What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.