How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

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What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

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Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

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How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

What do you call a Halal pie?

Allah mode.