What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers?

Not one of them uses a musket =( justsayian

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

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Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?

Dalai Lama job interview)

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

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What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.