What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?

Polyarmory

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What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)