What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

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What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

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How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad