What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

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What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

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Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

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What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.