Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

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Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.