Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

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What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

Why was the archeologist depressed?

because his career was in ruins

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Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!"