Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

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Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise