Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

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Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

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Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise