What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

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What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

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Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.

What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?

There's one less drunk.

What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

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What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.