What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

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What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

What instrument does the Irish chemist play?

The boron.

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

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What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.

Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman