What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

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Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

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Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

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What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed

Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

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What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.