What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

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When are the hiest's coming out?

THEY ARE NOT!

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.