What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

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Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ?

Ahmed a big mistake coming here !

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

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How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

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What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed

What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.