What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

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Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

What did the premature ejaculatist say to his offended lover?

Sorry... That came out wrong.

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Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

How can you recognize a Gnome Pig?

They're the ones with the little red hats.

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

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What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...