What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

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How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.

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How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

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What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

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How much for the vacation home?

Sir, this is a coffin.

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.