Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

Previous Random Joke Next
Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What Do You See When Pillsbury Doughboy Bends Over?

Donuts

What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

30 Minute Jokes More 30 Minute Jokes

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)