Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

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Which 20th century President's wife looked like she could have been LGBT?

Eleanor Brucevelt.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

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What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.

What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting