Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

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How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

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Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

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Because she has two faces.

Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.

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Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

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