Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

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What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----

How does Bob Marley like his donuts?

With jammin

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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes