Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

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What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

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What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

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How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.