Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

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How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

What are the similarities between a donkey and a Sikh?

They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions