Fuel Jokes

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

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What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

Iron Giant Jokes More Iron Giant Jokes

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

we have the Iron Giant

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

Whats the most popular breakfast food in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

D Source Jokes More D Source Jokes

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

Steam Jokes More Steam Jokes

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

Why is Steam called Steam?

Because the servers are always steaming hot

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why do Catholics drink?

because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side