Fuel Jokes

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

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A: Flatman and Ribbon

Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

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Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

we have the Iron Giant

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

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What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

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What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

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What are all sports in Africa called?

The hunger games

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

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What does black Vin Diesel smell like?

What does black vin diesel smell like Vinegar.

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.