Fuel Jokes

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

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Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

Echo Jokes More Echo Jokes

What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

Iron Giant Jokes More Iron Giant Jokes

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

we have the Iron Giant

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights