Fuel Jokes

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

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What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

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What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

What kind of math do feminists study ?

Triggernometry

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .

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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?

Single.

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

What do they call the 13th floor in England?

The 12th floor.

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What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

yesallwomen

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.