Fuel Jokes

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

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How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

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What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What do you call gigabytes in Africa?

They can't afford computers in Africa.

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you call water that hasn't been changed?

Still, water.

How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.