Goat Dna Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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Decapitated

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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A ban from the petting zoo.

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Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

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What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu