Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
I don't know, ask the Arabs!
Frostbite
He had tentackles.
Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!
Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.
banned from the petting zoo...
If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.
You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.
A ban from the petting zoo.
It tocked too much
A cub reporter.
A life time ban at the zoo
Oof, weinerpain!
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
Bolognese sauce
A two-eyed onion.
