Goat Dna Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....

Human Dna Jokes More Human Dna Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.