Goat Dna Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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Inject Jokes More Inject Jokes

What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

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