Goat Dna Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

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What will the ISIS be called when we eventually destroy them?

WASWAS.

What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

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What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

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Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

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What were you doing?

flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.