What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

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It burns too easily

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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One mucks around in fountains.

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The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

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They're both al dente.

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!