What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

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Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash

Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

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What did the Arab say to his goat?

Jihad Me at hello

What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.

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Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

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Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.