Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

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Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

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Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

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How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."