Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

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Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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A: They must follow the letter of the law.

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

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