What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

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When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

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Who was the only president that was not guilty?

Lincoln. He was in a cent.

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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How much do Americans like racist jokes?

Enough to make one President.

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

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Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy