What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

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What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

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Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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How does a blonde man get really rich,stupid and a candidate for president ?

small loan of 100 million dollars

Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself