Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

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How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

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What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

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What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

What's a rock group with four guys that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

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What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!