Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

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Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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What's a rock group with four guys that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

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What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.