Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

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Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

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Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

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What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.